Is left the right turn?
No, no, of course not. Left is left and right is right.
Is stopping your next move?
Are you awake with that sleepy face?
Fine! I’m asleep then. You are talking to a sleeping person right now, you know.
Wow, you look cool in that hot dress!
Make up your mind, won’t you? So, cool or hot?
Although using both terms is still an understatement.
Can you help me pull down Nancy’s pull-ups?
Wait, what? Pull up or pull down?
but in all seriousness,
Do you agree with the contradiction?
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